Ordinaryvtman: Car's Truck's motor Cycles — what is your favorite .Mine is truck's cause i can go pretty much any where. and haul when ever i need to.And motor cycles,cause i like to ride. Even though i cant hold one up now .I will have a trike one day

Monte: Funny story 1/6/09 "20 dolloars" — TWENTY DOLLARS On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving…

Monte: "Life in these times" funnies — Telephone solicitors are one of my father's pet peeves.He is especially annoyed by those who offer "free gifts" as part of their sales pitch.Late one night,Dad was in bed when the phone rang. The voice on the end of the line said: "Congradulations,you've just won a free burial plot!" "Great!" Dad replied."Send it over." Then he hung up

Monte: "Quotable Quotes" — "When I hear about people making vast fortunes without doing any productive work or contributing anything to society",my reaction is,How do I get in on that?

Monte: Community Announcement from monte — Hello Everyone. Well this is a final notice.... I HAVE SPENT ALOT OF TIME SETTING THIS FORUM UP AND I'VE NOTICED THERE ARE ALOT OF YOU THAT ARENT POSTING AT ALL... SO NOW I FEEL THAT I WILL GIVE EVERYONE 5 DAYS TO START POSTING AND BE APART OF OUR FORUM OR YOU WILL BE DELETED..... NO HARD FEELINGS,BUT WE ARE LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PEOPLE TO POST ON A DAILY BASIS.. SO C'MON PEOPLE LETS GET…

Monte: What is your best time of day? — I'd have to say the begining of early evening.It seems when it starts getting dark,I wake up.. lmao~~ Must've been a vampire in my past life