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yeah yeah I know..Thinking I feel off the face of the planet huh? Just had alot of drama going on and now things are somewhat getting back to normal. So I will be re-doing the whole forum so please bare with me.. Thanks much,Monte'
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Monte: The Divorce — A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "What are your…
Monte: Please read!! — Subject: Please check your kids/grandkids outside toys before riding this summer Date: Thu, 21 May 2009 08:43:16 -0400 If you cannot see the pics it is a picture of a snake curled up under the seat of a riding toy (a 4 wheeler where the seat lifts up). Most of you know my phobia with snakes and why, but I beg you to watch carefully outside and to teach your children now, no matter how young…
Monte: Proud To Be White... — "WHITE" Pride" This is great. I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is.....Proud to be White Michael Richards makes his point.............. Michael Richards better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld does make a good point. This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act. He makes some very interesting…
Monte: Last Support Check — LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK!!! Today be my baby girl 18th birfday. I be so glad that dis be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all dose payments! So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get here, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take dis check over to yo momma house and tell her dis be the last check she ever be gettin'…
Monte: Pass it on.. — It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, >> > But, here is one: >> > >> > Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A >> > Small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the >> > Birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' >> > The birch says he cannot tell. >> > Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. >> > >> > The…
Monte: School Answering Machine.. — SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended! This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School California staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for…
